Interview with the Vampire of Paris, Nico Claux - by Rich Hillen
Jr
Long before The World Famous Crawlspace Brothers recorded their
song about Nico, I became
friends with The Vampire of Paris while he was imprisoned in France for murdering
a man.
Besides the murder he has admitted to grave robbing, cannibalism, and Satan
worship. I wrote
to him for over a year. We discussed music, Serial Killers and Horror movies.
The entire time he
was in prison he channelled his pain into weight lifting and painting and even
did an incredible
portrait of me that is still hanging on my wall. About a year ago my friend
Miss Hell-Rake was
starting her infamous Zine called Rape Bait and needed unusual articles. I interviewed
Nico,
who has been out of prison and living the life of a free man and Macabre Artist
since 2003. The
focus was on cannibalism.
Rich: When was the first time you thought about eating human
meat ?
Nico: When i first saw Goya's painting "Saturn devouring his children".
Rich: When did you first try it ?
Nico: First time i was left alone in the autopsy room with a fresh body.
Rich: What does it taste like ?
Nico: Like horse meat.
Rich: What's the best part ?
Nico: Ribs.
Rich: What is it like shitting after eating human meat ?
Nico: On a purely philosophical level, shitting human meat is the ultimate in
showing your contempt for the
human race. Its more tender yeah.
Rich: What do you think about the Armin Mewes guy from Germany
who met someone on the
internet that consented to being eaten ?
Nico: I have to try that, it seems to work.
Rich: Define Environmental Anthropophagy ?
Nico: It's putting balance in the ecosystem. Being the predator of the human
race. Its the best solution to
overcrowding.
Rich: Do you think that cannibalism is a better form of Environmentalism
than recycling ?
Nico: You can recycle people by eating them. They become a good source of protein.
Rich: Do you thinks cannibalism is one of the last great taboos
in a world where everything is
becoming mainstream ?
Nico: Cannibalism is the ultimate _expression of consumerism, except its not
owned by any corporation. It s
the ultimate act of freedom.
Rich: Does you think this too will become mainstream, or at
least a fad that will eventually be ruined
because of commercialism and consumption ?
Nico: No since only a handful have the guts to really do it. Cannibalism is
not for posers.
Rich: Who is your favorite cannibal ?
Nico: Nikolai "Iron Teeth" Djumagaleiv.
Rich: Do the words Rape Bait make you hungry ?
Nico: Hell yes.
Rich: Have you ever fucked a 12 year old's cunt ?
Nico: Im not into minors.
To check out Nico's art check out Nicolasclaux.com
To learn more about Nico's case check out Crime
Library
Nico by The World Famous Crawlspace Brothers (Nico
MP3)
Interview with Transexual Porn Star, Alyssa Sinclair of hotties-unlimited.com - by Rich Hillen
Jr
CR: What is a transexual?
Alyssa: Eeek! Um, well, a TS is a boi who has enate feelings that
living in a male role is not conducive to a happy life. And, the best way to find happiness is to live as the opposite
gender, a female. A TS will have hormone treatment to pursue this aim. And, she may undergo some other surgeries to perfect
their outward appearance.
CR: When did you first feel like a woman and when did you decide to do something about it? What age were
you?
Alyssa:I have memories as young as 5 or 6 years old where I was playing with the notion of being a girl. I
would wrap a bed-sheet around me and pretend it was a long dress and play around in moms closet. All sorts of stuff no normal
boy would ever find himself doing.
CR: Do you prefer being referred to as a boy or a girl?
Alyssa: I only describe myself as a boi
when it comes to marketing and advertising my site, thus the term shemale comes into play. But, I prefer, in my personal life
feminine pronouns and to be reffered to as a girl.
CR: Were you ever into women sexually?
Alyssa: Well, lets put it this way, I played the game but
it never really fit. I was sort of attracted to girls, but it was more about the chase than what I wanted to actually do. I
had girlfriends. I had a bunch really. But, it wasnt what I wanted and I knew that at about 16 years old. That was when I
started to experiment with some other bois at the local clubs and online.
CR: What did you want to do with your life when you were in High School? I understand that you went to
college. What is your Degree in?
Alyssa: Im a big dork, so please forgive me. In high school I wanted to be a
professional golfer. I worked my summers at a respected course in Florida and spent my free time playing and practicing. By
college, I wanted to teach english and get a PhD. That is still an option I guess, but probably not going to happen. I
recieved a B.A in english from Villanova in 03. Now, it hangs on my wall and its nice to look at.
CR: What got you into Porn? How long have you been doing it?
Alyssa:
I was approached by a guy out west who runs sites for other Ts girls, like Danielle Foxxx and Vicki Richter. I had modeled
for a site called Shemale Yum and he found me there and offered me a partnership. My site, Hotties-Unlimited.com , went live
around May 05. Its been a blast and I am quite lucky to have been given the opportunity.
CR: What do you want to be when you grow up now?
Alyssa: HAH! I have no fuckin idea. Maybe a
housewife. : )
CR: How big is your penis?
Alyssa: My cock is 6 in long, normal width. not too skinny, not too
fat...just right. :P
CR: Do you plan on ever doing the final step?
Alyssa: For me, it would be somewhat a cosmetic
procedure, in essence. I mean, I would like it, but its not an end all be all. Also, the 30k to get it done is a bit of a
bummer. I would rather go back to school and get a masters degree or something.
CR: Do the hormones make it difficult to get and maintain an erection?
Alyssa: Well, for alot of
girls like myself, it is next to impossible to maintain an erection as the hormones are aimed specifically at preventing
that. Essentially, most tss are chemically castrated. But, since my line of work is in the adult bizz, I have to be able to
avoid that limp dick syndrome or else I am not really marketable. So, its a careful balance of hormones which lets me
maintain a decent hard-on.
CR: What do you do for fun besides listening to The World Famous Crawlspace Brothers?
Alyssa: I
enjoy going to bull-fights on acid, skinny-skiing, no wait, nevermind. :P Thats not it. Well, on the rare occurences I can
pull myself away from the World Famous Crawlspace Brothers new album, I find myself listening to alot of Bitchslicer. On
other occasions I like PS2, hanging out maxin relaxin chillin all cool and I love a good cheesesteak and a scary movie.
CR: What kind of music do you listen to besides The World Famous Crawlspace Brothers?
Alyssa:
Going down my itunes list to name a top few: AFI, Bauhaus, Bikini Kill, Boards of Canada, Death from Above 1979, The
Delgados, The Dilinger Escape Plan, The Faint, GZA, The Haunted, Massive Attack, nin, Reggie and the full effect, The Smiths,
and finally Ween.
CR: Whats the largest cock youve had in your mouth? In your ass?
Alyssa: Well, this one actor,
Ricki Rivers, is close to 9-10 and hes pretty thick too. I can do a dildo about 11 inches. A girl has to know her limits or
else she might get hurt out there. : )
CR: Whos your favorite Serial Killer? Why?
Alyssa: Ill take Charles Manson. He seemed like my
kinda guy. He likes his music, he likes his parties, and he likes sex. He always had hot girls around him and he lived on a
reservation in seclusion and in a restful kind of enviroment. Thats gotta count for something. He seems pretty cool. I could
get into that. I just dont want to be the one picked to go kill Roman Polanskis wife and unbornchild. Ill be the one who sits
and home and hangs out, you know, watches the fort kinda thing. : )
CR: Do guys get intimidated if they have a smaller cock than yours?
Alyssa: Well, i try to do my
research ahead of time before that moments pops up, well or doesnt pop up, if you know what I mean. I dont wont to get home
and find a guy to be light in the shorts and have to make him feel all good about it. :P
CR: Do you like having a penis? Would you rather have a vagina?
Alyssa: If you offered me the
abaility to trade in my penis for a vag, i would take it. I just dont want to have to go through all the pain of surgery.
Find me a magic genie and Ill do it in a heartbeat. : )
Check out Alyssa at hotties-unlimited.com
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